archive—  AND IT’S ON FIRE

 

This selection from my letter archives is presented to explain the remark in

“Sealand (part 3)” about the Silk City bus not having exploded on me yet.

 

December 3rd, 1997

 

…So I’m on the bus, just like a thousand other days when I’m on the

bus, pouring over GURPS statistics, when this big ugly wench stomps forward

from the back of the bus and complains to the driver that she smells smoke.  The

driver does what every good State Transit driver does:  he feigns ignorance and

ignores her.  She goes back to her seat.  I’m like, “Ah...  the complainer.”  There’s

one on every third bus.  The heat’s too high, the heat’s too low. You know.

Pretty soon, another guy in the back complains.  “Hey, there’s smoke

back here.”   Whether he’s complaining that he can smell smoke, or that he can

see smoke, I can’t tell.  But he makes a noise, and now a number of people are sort

of looking back there and trying to figure out just what these people are on about.

Various sorts start sniffing the air.  I take a whiff, and yes, I can definitely get the

vibe on smoke.  But it isn’t overwhelming, or even really obtrusive, and it is, after

all, a highway.  We pass factories and traffic and all sorts of things that produce

foul smelling pollution every day.  I go back to what I was doing.

A few minutes after that, it becomes obvious that more people than not

are convinced they can smell something, because individuals in the front and

the back get up and pop the rooftop emergency exits.  This is a relatively common

procedure executed by passengers on older buses.  It has the effect of ventilating

the entire length of the bus, making it much like the world’s largest convertible.

It’s usually done when it’s 112 in the shade and the air conditioning is broken.

That eliminates the smoke smell, at least where I’m sitting, and settles everyone

down. 

We know now that somewhere during this time period, the bus driver

got a generator red-light on his console, and called it in to Central Terminal

as per regulations. 

                Whether because of the red light, or because the passengers feel

sufficiently strong enough about the smell to pop the exits, the bus driver then

pulls the bus over to the side of the highway.  He gets out of the bus, and

disappears around the back, presumably to check the engine.  Since I am sitting

on the left side of the bus, and near the front, I can’t see what he’s doing.  He’s

gone for the space of maybe five minutes.  At the end of that time, he gets back

on the bus and pulls back out onto the highway, only this time he’s driving slower:

no more than 30 miles an hour.  We have no idea what he’s trying to accomplish—

whether he’s moving the bus to a safer location, trying to make it into Central

Terminal, or what.

Five minutes after that, I am looking through Magic when there is a

sudden lurch, and the bus immediately loses velocity.  Simultaneously, everyone

in the back five rows leaps up and presses forward screaming, “FIRE!”

The driver immediately steers the bus over to the side of the highway,

opens the doors, and with no fanfare, bails.  The situation for the rest of us

teeters back and forth for a few tense seconds, as the people from the back five

rows prepare to trample the people in the front fifteen, who have not yet realized

what is going on, and are moving less than quickly.  No one thinks to use the

window emergency exits.  Somehow reason prevails.  Everyone files off in an

orderly fashion.  I am one of the last ten people off the bus, preferring to let the

more obviously panicked riders go first.  I am given the opening to get out by a

man who sees the color draining out of my face as I watch clouds of smoke roll

forward from the back of the bus inside the cabin.  I am starting to cough by the

time I hit the open air.  I disembark inches from a puddle of motor fluids that is

running away to the right.  I go to the left.

Most of us get a good fifty feet or so away before we turn around to

look;  a smaller number keep going until they run out of median.  The back of the

bus is engulfed in flames 10 to 12 feet high.  It has come to rest on the thin island

between the express and local lanes of the highway; an accompanying thirty foot

cloud  of smoke is drifting across the opposite lane of traffic, obscuring vision there.

Police materialize from somewhere, near instantaneously.  They drop cones and

start channeling all the traffic out of the express lane and into the local.  The flames

burn forward, cooking off the tires and the flammable fluids as they get to them.

When the first explosion goes off, we move back another 50 feet or so. 

Most of the riders are picked up by a Green & Black line bus which stops.

There’s sort of a code among bus drivers with respect to that:  by the time the buses

hit the major highways, they’re all done with their routes and are just booking out to

Central Terminal.  Usually assistance occurs within the same bus company, but this

was dramatic enough to warrant an exception, I suppose.  The rest of the riders,

myself included, are picked up by another State Transit bus, and shuttled off to our

destination.  No one stops us, or records our names.  No statements are taken.

Upon arriving at Central Terminal, I disembark, and proceed to the Avenue

to find an open liquor store.  It is 9:30 AM.  I have an entire day of storyboarding

ahead of me.

Actually I eschewed the liquor store, although I was really looking for one,

and I did have a beer with lunch.  I did call my mother-in-law, to have her call

Weaver, to tell her not to worry in case someone at work had a Walkman and Radio

News decided to lead off the lunch update with “State Transit Bus from Ivory Grove

explodes!  Details after the commercial break.”  Weaver, ever of the steady head,

called my parents to tell *them*, too, so the next thing I knew my Mom was on the

phone.  That was funny, and actually very comforting.  (“Hello.”  “Hi, Mom.” 

“How are you?”  “Um...  I’m OK.”  “Yeah?”  “Yeah.”  “I hear you had a little

problem.”  “Um, yeah.  My bus exploded.”)  We made the TV news that night, and

the local paper the next morning (but not the City Journal.  Damn!)  There wasn’t

much left of the sucker;  they just kept everyone at a safe distance and let it burn.

Had there been more people on the bus than there were, someone would

probably have gotten seriously hurt, and possibly killed.  As it was, the head count

was very light for a weekday morning.  The woman and the guy who initially

complained both came forward voluntarily and blamed everything on the driver.

They had good reason to be upset:  it turned out that when they jumped up and

yelled “fire”, it wasn’t because they could see the flames licking past the windows.

It was because knee high flames shot up out of the engine access panels beneath

their feet (and beneath my feet as I write this)--  the same place the smoke had been

coming from.  I couldn’t see that from where I was, up front.  They spoke to both

the cops and State Transit, who both in turn wondered how come it hadn’t occurred

to anyone on the scene to get the names of all the people who were on the bus.  The

police and fire teams determined that it was the faulty generator that the driver had

called in that blew up.  State Transit grilled him at length.  He was trying to get the

bus to Central Terminal it turns out, and he hadn’t told them (and presumably still

hasn’t) the passengers were complaining of the smell of smoke.  After they

finished their review of what happened, they fired his ass….

[My friend] Darwin, in an additional irony, wound up taking a bus

accident class with his rescue squad that was taught by the guys who investigated

the explosion.  They used the accident as their lead-off example.  Darwin piped up,

“My friend was on that bus,” and suddenly he was Dean Witter.  (Turned out the

account I gave him matched what the investigators knew pretty accurately.)

It was the subject of some humor and shock at Giant Media Conglomerate,

too, as you might well imagine.  I was pretty much unflappable for the rest of the

day--  what else could have happened to me?-- and we amended one of our favorite

sayings, “I’m driving the bus,” to “I’m driving the bus--  and it’s on fire!”  But for

quite some time after that, I found myself sitting as far forward as I could get.

 

Subsequent to the events recounted above, the Bus Drivers’ Union immediately

petitioned to have the driver reinstated, since he had followed procedure and could

not be held responsible for the exploding generator.  State Transit responded that

they had not fired him for blowing up the bus, but for fleeing a potentially life-

threatening situation without providing any aid or instruction to the passengers.

His case was then turned over to a third-party government council for arbitration.

I never heard what the result was.  I was told by another State Transit driver that

if the union succeeded in getting him reinstated, he would be placed on a different

route as far away from Ivory Grove as possible, where he would not be recognized.